Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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