Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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