It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
The uberlube is also flammable
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
