Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You can't just leave with hair like that
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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