In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Barsexuality is the new black.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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