So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
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