Don't make out with my wife yet
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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