I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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