She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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