All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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