So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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