Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize