they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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