So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Come see our sink grown plant.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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