awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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