I heard we made out
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
