do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
What a dumb baby whore.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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