Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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