I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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