3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Randomize
