Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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