i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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