You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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