He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I'm like, not good at living.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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