if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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