You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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