even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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