Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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