i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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