It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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