i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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