when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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