I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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