I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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