I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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