Your tits are I can't wait for
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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