I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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