Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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