I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I think a kid would responsible me up
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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