Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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