so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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