I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
