Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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