those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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