I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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