What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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