I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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