Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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