question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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