My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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