i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
