In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
You can't just leave with hair like that
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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